1. 为什么中国是最神秘的国家？因为主席是who，总理是when
2. 女孩姓何(He)男孩姓佘(She)。。。 He is not here right now, but she will be back in 15 minutes…
3.梅婷(mating) 和诗婷 (shitting)….
4依婷(eating)
International student dinning hall….. A: Hi I am Mike, nice to meet you. I am from England.
B (Chinese girl): Hi, Mike, nice to meet you. I am YiTing (eating). I am from China.
A: Oh, sorry to interrupt you.
B: No, that is fine. I mean I am YiTing…
A: I know, I will talk to you after you finish your meal….
B:
C: She means that her name is YiTing
A: OH, ic.You have a nice name…
5. 刘洪涛——–红桃六
6.俺们这有个哥哥名龙.
老板问 what is your name?
他答 My name is long
老板 That’s OK. What is it?
如此反复几个来回
7.我女儿叫思语，一见面就see you
8. 我一个女同学就叫“曼“.然后我的一个美国同学知道了后说:”You Chinese people call a girl “man”?”
9.认识一个男的，first name是点，开一个会被介绍发言的时候，被美国人念成Diane
10有个小孩叫MO ZU*， 室友喊他“猪~”，老师喊他“猪毛~”，UPS大妈问：“are you 母猪~
11.俺同学姓Xing，每每说起来气得要死，老外的念法是千奇百怪啊……老外读crossing.
12. last name是yu。。电话中。。。“can i speak to you (yu）please?” “this is yu speaking.”
13 one of my boss called “min”, he was often asked : are you mean?